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A woman can fake an orgasm but only a man can fake a  relationship
Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I will show you a man.
You don't know a woman until you have received a letter from her.
Wisdom is divided into two parts:
(a) having a great deal to say, and
(b) not saying it
Whenever you want to marry someone, go
have lunch with his ex wife.
Men are taught to apologize for their weaknesses and women for their strengths.
The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.
Good Judgement comes from experience...
experience comes from good judgement.
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent. 

Measure wealth not by the things you have, but by the things you have for which you would not take money. 


If you are willing to admit you are wrong when you are wrong, you are all right. -
In the midst of great joy do not promise anyone anything. In the midst of great anger do not answer anyone's letter. - 

The measure of people's real character is what they would do if they knew they would never be found out.


If a man could have his wishes, he would double his troubles.


If you never want to see a man again, say, 'I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children...' - they leave skid marks.
~ Rita Rudner ~

Love your enemies, for they tell you your faults.

A love affair with knowledge will never end in heartbreak.


Sex without love is like food without taste.