I've learned that three people may keep a secret if two are dead

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and only suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that in every face-to-face encounter, regardless of how brief, we leave something behind

I've learned that the only "sure thing" about luck is that it will change.

I've learned that the important thing is not what others think of me  but what I think of myself

I've learned that education, experience, and memories are three things that no one can take away from you.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that most of the things I worry about will never happen

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place.

I've learned to avoid those who have nothing to lose

I've learned that a woman can fake an orgasm but only a man can fake a  relationship

I've learned that no matter how you try to protect your children, they will eventually get arrested and end up in the local paper.

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.

I've learned that I should make little decisions with my head and the big decisions with my heart 

 I've learned that if you count on others to make you happy, you'll be endlessly disappointed

I've learned that you should fill your life with experience, not excuses

I've learned that we should always keep promises

I've learned that you shouldn't do anything that wouldn't make your mother proud

I've learned to mistrust first impluses, they are always good.

I've learned that the thing's most people want to know are usually none of their business.

I've learned that it is worse to suspect a friend than it is to be deceived by one.

I've learned it is best to not take action while angry.

I've learned that there are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and the dead.

I've learned that to suspect a friend is worse than to be deceived by them.

I've learned that happiness can't buy money.

I've learned that you cannot have your bread and loaf too.

I've learned that experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.